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I Guess This is What Happens When You Insist on Praying to Satan…

May 3, 2018

Well, that’s what ol’ Jay-Z claims he does on a number of various YouTube videos, anyway. But now that he’s in trouble with the SEC, the Security and Exchange Commission … How’s that praying to Satan working out for ya?

But don’t worry, Mr. Z…you may be able to bribe your way out of this, but, if you can’t, you will still be able to download my FREE PDF e-book The Prodigal Band here. That way, you’ll have something to do while in Federal Prison…now I’m sure super-rich dudes like you can afford a really nice room in this prison (and maybe they’ll even let you bring in some ‘ho’s’ if you know what I mean) but you’ll still need something to do when you’re not sodomizing your cell mate…

Are you really praying to Satan like some videos show or you telling fans or roadies or whatever that you do? Because maybe, just maybe, I can help you get back in the right track to God and Christ. I mean, if (fictional) rock stars can do it…

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